Saturday, 6 July 2013

Would you rather: Vampires vs Werewolves

Let's forget about Team Edward or Team Jacob. The Salvatore brothers, Forwood/Klaroline and even the sexy cast of Teen Wolf and think about this. Vampires or Werewolves?

I've thought about this a lot lately and well, I love all things supernatural, ask anyone, I am a little obsessed with this kind of thing and I love movies. So with all the movies I've seen (yes, even the old black and white classics, they're my fave!) I think werewolves are the winner here.

Let's see...

Vampires are creatures of the night, they have pale skin, they're fast and can fly, they're charming and sophisticated and....immortal.

All these things can win you over, I mean, who doesn't want that pale, quite mysterious guy sitting on the opposite side of the classroom who once you get to know is very charming and caring and smart, right? That is until you find out he's actually a blood sucking creature and hundred and something years old...or technically dead. I mean come on, their weaknesses are Sunlight, holy water, crosses and garlic. What? I mean, sure holy water and crosses are easy enough to stay away from, if you're not religious, but, garlic? Imagine how bad they would be to take to a dinner, isn't garlic in almost everything? Not to mention all they drink is blood which means you can't share an ice cream with them or be all couple cute by feeding each other in public like people do. What about sunlight, you can't take them to the beach to hang out with your other friends, they'll start to think this friend of yours is imaginary and cut you out. The final thought is, THEY'RE ALREADY DEAD, are you really considering necrophilia? Think about that.

Werewolves are shapeshifters, they're aggressive and almost like normal wolves, if not bigger, they're strong and fast, they can also heal themselves.

Basically they're just your average person...with a slight ability to turn into an animal and kill people. But, unlike the vampire they're not scared of a little sunlight, in fact they probably really love outdoors-y activities, they're only weakness is silver bullets and wolfs bane so as long as you get rid of those you're set. I mean, seriously, having a werewolf around is so much better, they're not dead corpses, they're not afraid of garlic which means taking them out to dinner will be heaps of fun and normal. They're strong and muscly, I mean, come on, that one goes without saying. I mean, yes, it's TECHNICALLY bestiality but I garuntee as soon as they take of their shirt you'll foget all about that, plus they're not corpses, which will make you sleep better at night.

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